So, get this: there’s another Dara Weinberg, and she’s also 25. She appears to be a costume designer of some sort. And she lives in Los Angeles. She’s on IMDB for costumes, too! I’m proud by juxtaposition. And her friends leave her messages like “I don’t think I can find the right DP for you” and “We are bringing gloves back this fall” and “Thank you for making shoes.” And she’s a member of a Myspace group called “Daras Of The World.”

If you’re reading this, D.W., I want to do a show together – about human cloning. Let’s make it happen. In fact, let’s adapt NEVER LET ME GO for the stage – for the slow, realistic, picture-naturalist, Geffen-Schmeffen-Stage. And let’s surprise them all with the CLONES.

If you Google us, you mostly get me – but I’m sure as her film costuming career takes off, that’ll change, and you’ll have to type in “Dara Weinberg + improvised choruses” or something to get me.

I’m really happy she’s out there. She must have snapped up the Myspace after I let it expire..Better with her than me. Myspace is too weird for me to handle.

Now I’m really just avoiding getting this bike.