My parents saw ACROSS THE UNIVERSE and called me to say that I should do a musical based on Dylan (too late) or Queen (too late) or Fleetwood Mac.
“Except RUMORS already is a musical…”
“You know, like MOULIN ROUGE…”

I want to do FASHION NUGGET: THE MUSICAL. I see it as the story of one excessively self-reflective guy and the voices in his head. (Now that’s theater.)

Actually, I think it would be great to do something called JUKEBOX MUSICAL – maybe it’s a dance-improv-chorus thing? Where the audience actually gets to pick the songs from the jukebox and they improvise dance (and a plot, and characters) to whatever it is? And the plot continues to the next song? Maybe that would be truly awful.

But, look, a real musical made out of a variety of different rock songs – like a jukebox…oh wait, that’s ROCK OF AGES…Anyway, the form is in the air. I am serious about Cake.