Please hold small children by the hand.
Don’t run or sit on escalators.
Make sure your shoe laces are tied.
Stand to the right. Hold on to the railing.
Thank you, MTA. Do you have a similar set of tips for how I am supposed to do other things in my life, besides ride escalators – and if so, can you also write them in loose tetra/pentameter, and print them on farecards so I can keep them in my pocket? Thanks.